Last time I had a bit of liquid courage in me, someone got pregnant, I climbed a statue and fell off, breaking my left elbow and running around with a backwards arm until my friends were like, dude, your arm is going blue and shit man you should check that out. Turns out I damaged some shit pretty bad and almost lost my left arm at the damn elbow. So next time you get liquid courage do NOT do what I did. Instead, just do your taxes or some shit. Need plenty of courage for that shit too… Check out Blair “Liquid Courage”
guap. out.
