Author Archives: El Guapo

MHD – Afrotrap Part 10 – (Moula Gang)

Y’all already know how much I love intense music. Here is a dope new number from MHD guaranteed to get you wanting to dance, even if you can’t dance. Sometimes you just gotta let your legs do some wobbles while you’re drunk and pretend you don’t look like an idiot. MHD is great music to embarass yourself to ;) If all goes well, you’ll get laid after the club.

Desirée Dawson – Wild Heart – THE REMIXES


Hey kiddos! Okay, I have a treat for you! And no it’s not a nudie photo of myself covered in coconut oil, holding a gun. I know  you’d be stoked cos there is nothing hotter than a fat old hairy man doing that… But I have other news! Vancouver’s very own lil ray of sunshine, Desirée Dawson has been killing it lately with her album Wild Heart, which went on to crack millions of plays online and make ladies and gents cry. The winner of CBC’s Searchlight Competition 2016 (Desirée) has teamed up with SKIO MUSIC and Vintage Currency Music to host a remix competition of her soulful Ukulele single Wild Heart, which was originally produced by none other than hometown hero, Mr. Konrad OldMoney himself. The winner of the remix competition was WYOMI from Sweden.
Looks like the damn Swedes did it again with their pop knowledge and shocking hair. This is some really dope brooding futurebass inspired ish. There are many amazing remixes of this song in the playlist below. Vintage Currency must have gotten some serious FOMO because they got 13 of these mufuckas in here! Runners up were Iset Sankofa and the Grei Show, and Sampet. In my opinion, Hazmatt remix has a dope drop and Gabe Mabry has a really dope chord structure and a fly ass remix overall . Each remix offers something different and all these dudes did their thing… Show Desirée and the artists some support for their hard work and share the hell out of this thing ;)
Guap. Out.

The Chainsmokers – Sick Boy

Well kids, I have been on a fucking absolute bender lately. Basically, I decided to just start doing the most. My NASA application got denied however. I wanted to be the first man to take a prostitute to space! They quickly replied with “As exciting as this proposition might be for some, we are sorry Mr.Guap, the space program only launches tax paying citizens into space” I guess I will continue to try and break the Guiness world record for the most panic attacks in a 7day period. So I decided to post another Chainsmokers song because I am a fan. Guap hardly fans out,as you all know. Especially since I am a fucking egomaniac, however, sometimes it’s healthy to be like, “WOW” over someone or something other than your own penis. This SICK BOY song ( oddly enough I have this same slogan tattooed on my lower back ), feels to me like a very direct commentary on the mental health of America at the moment. Hats off to them boys. Give this a spin and stop being stoooopiiddd.


GUAP. OUT.

 

 

Uma – Golden (prod. by >irtue)

I came out of being in life retirement to post this! Vinnie is back biyatches!!!

I got 13 women “pregnet” to this. Uma is an angel.

This song is as seductive as the voice of barry white on an 1980’s answering machine. Tune in kids.

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Vinnie Guizzle represent.

 

Thurxday – Goodie

Some funky dope vibey shit for you from South Korea. Not the North. I would LOVE to get a song from North Korea just to see what is going on over there… Imagine!!! like, SUPREME LEADER THEME SONG! But I digress. This shit comes from the land of tall buildings and no fuckin around.

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Enock – Ten99


Yoooo the fuckin’ rhythms on this. YES.

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Major Minor x Aerborn – Smokers and Jokers

Woke up kinda drunk today. Gonna be a wavy day cos I am feelin’ fuckin’ waaavvyyy as fucc. This song represents how I would LOVE to feel right now but as soon as I sat down to suck back a dozen espressos and write my stupid little posts where my opinion matters not, I got the spins. The lines on this art don’t fuckin help.

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ZeniF – Bliss [FTP016]


Some video game style ish for you kiddos today. I dig it.

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Francis Novotny – Between The Lines

THIS SHIT here here!!! is a really really great marriage of soul and street cool. The drums knock, the song isn’t perfect. It just is exactly enough of each thing. Really raw. Raw as my nether regions during that really blurry moment in college.

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