Brevner isn’t just your typical heartthrob rapper that your momma warned you about. He is also an artist who is capable of being emotionally open unlike myself. I am a walnut shell of emotions, and the world around me is an arthritic monkey with no shitty ass tools to crack it open. I like this dude. He is what I don’t have the patience to be. Relatively open about his emotional state, and dope at what he does.
I would suggest giving this a listen over some mulled wine and a photo album of your ex. If you’re my age… Most likely though, for you young hamsters, it will just be an IG lurk from an incognito window on your Google Chrome.
Be on the lookout for the Faces LP due at the end of the year.
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Brevner – Wish You The Best
The Chainsmokers – Sick Boy
Well kids, I have been on a fucking absolute bender lately. Basically, I decided to just start doing the most. My NASA application got denied however. I wanted to be the first man to take a prostitute to space! They quickly replied with “As exciting as this proposition might be for some, we are sorry Mr.Guap, the space program only launches tax paying citizens into space” I guess I will continue to try and break the Guiness world record for the most panic attacks in a 7day period. So I decided to post another Chainsmokers song because I am a fan. Guap hardly fans out,as you all know. Especially since I am a fucking egomaniac, however, sometimes it’s healthy to be like, “WOW” over someone or something other than your own penis. This SICK BOY song ( oddly enough I have this same slogan tattooed on my lower back ), feels to me like a very direct commentary on the mental health of America at the moment. Hats off to them boys. Give this a spin and stop being stoooopiiddd.
GUAP. OUT.
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The Chainsmokers – The One (Audio)
I don’t really understand why there is a bit of hate on for Chainsmokers’ approach to production and songwriting. So because someone figured out what works for them, what their fans like, what they want to hear, and they do it consistently, we should hate them for it? Mutherfuckers out there bitching about “oh I miss the old eminem why can’t he just do the thing he does so well that we liked?”. I sense a bit of envy from what I think, are most likely, pimply faced producers who are writers for stupid little blogs who never popped the fuck off with their craft. And now they’re jumping on their keyboard being warriors trying to tear into someone they wish they were. Well fuck all that. I like these guys’ music, I enjoy their writing and I like them as humans. The dreamkillers can catch a fat one. I have heard all sorts of different genre executions from these guys over the years and as far as their musical chops go, I don’t think many people can really stand next to them without getting schooled. Do your homework you lil’ bloggers, dig back into a catalogue of an artist before you make stupid clickbait posts on your garbage social media. Now that my rant is over, a few words about this song. This one is a easy listening one that has a bit of a constant build up until the very end. I could see this being synced to movies and commercials for sure. Some slow mo shots and shit like that.
Follow: The Chainsmokers
Guap. Out.
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The Chainsmokers – Paris
Okay so this is totally fucked you guys. My girlfriend went to Paris not a long time ago and I was like, okay you are going with your friends and you don’t want me to go because I don’t like snails and I think eating bone marrow out of a cut up femur roasted in an oven is a little fucked. ( They do that, the French..) She leaves and I am LOVING LIFE. So much freedom, no nagging ! It’s fuckin heaven! So one morning at 4 pm, I log into my youtube account, still in my jammies, and look at these fucking parkour fails as a way to get myself ready for another day out there in the world, when on my sidebar a suggestion comes up. Chainsmokers… So I’m like, alright alright I will listen to this before I get DESTROYED with remix submissions and I end up not liking the original. The song is about paris but I don’t think this was filmed there. Unless I am just really fuckin mistaken about Paris. In which case, I would be pissed, cos I wanna romp around with some hussy on beaches amongst palm trees. Justy sayin.
Guap. Out.
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Guappy Video Playlist
Heya kids! Normally I’m like, fuck a video. Most videos are so trash and I really could care less. But people submit em to me anyways, so I put aside a few deserving ones here and decided to share them with you for you to enjoy.
SLEEPY TOM – Distant Future feat Dirty Radio
First one here is a groovy lil’ number “Distant Future” by Sleepy Tom and Dirty Radio. I’ve been following Dirty Radio for many years now and I dig their progress and evolution in sound. See how I used the word Groovy? I’m bringin’ it back baby!
FOLLOW: Sleepy Tom and Dirty Radio
Tigermonkey – Zooby Doo feat. Majestic, Fatman Scoop & General Levy
HOW FUCKING DOPE IS LAZER CAT COVER ART?! Also , just listen to this song and TRY and tell me you didn’t bop around like a fucking idiot. This is amazing. I love both Fatman Scoop and General Levy. Can’t wait to spin this record live.
Visit: soundcloud.com/tigermonkeymusic
BART BAKER – DRAKE
Okay when I first heard this I was like, haha this shit is mad funny. I can’t post this but then the hook is so dope and he actually has some flow here… then I decided that it would be unGuappy of me to not post it if I actually ended up taking a liking to the song. Because the fuckin’ man right chea posts whatever he fucking wants yo! Anyways, I hit his publicist like, yo yeah I will post this shit, it’s a funny parody track. His peoples enlightened me to the fact that homie will be coming out with more originals so I am actually looking forward to it.
Captain Cuts – Love Like We Used To (Official Lyric Video) ft. Nateur
This is by far the best lyric video I have seen so far. The song is dope too. Some emotional dance shit for you jerry curl wearin’ pimps out there. Oh and padded shoulders on leisure suits. Can’t forget those.
The Chainsmokers “Setting Fires” feat Xylo
I like the Chainsmokers. They built some shit. Can’t really say much for the video’s creativity here as I don’t think it’s anything wild. It is however a better than normal lyric video. This seems to be working for the boys and keeps their fans singing their lyrics so I’ma support it. I do hope however that they don’t get trapped in the lyric video K-hole and instead let their fans make some of the upcoming ones on some bootleg shit.
Okay I am going to go in search of some smoked cheese since it is lunch time where I am currently at. Which is in a faraway land in the mountains somewhere. Last night I got chased by a goddamn wild boar. No joke… hope you enjoyed the little video discovery adventure, kids!
Guap Out
KC Lavon – Middle feat. Melrose
KC Lavon out of Houston just came out with visuals from the 6th track off ‘The Loop.’ Featuring and shot by Melrose ‘Middle’ is a way laid back easy to get along with track. Bonus point for the edit being on point.
KC Lavon – Soundcloud | Twitter
Melrose – Facebook | Instagram | Soundcloud | Twitter
Noga Erez – Dance While You Shoot
Can’t say enough good about this track. Production, lyrics, visuals. Pure underground bass with message from Tel Aviv’s Noga Erez. Stream on and do the get to know.
Noga Erez – Soundcloud
Def Haven – Fallen Solitude
New distorted visuals from Seattle based Def Haven. ‘Fallen Solitude’ is the second track from the four track ‘Deep Waters’ EP and the first to receive visual treatment. Check the full release after the jump.
Def Haven – Soundcloud | Twitter
Zeo Zeonardo – My Face
You already Grime is hard, but how often does it get dummy hard? Zeo Zeonardo or just Zeo is a relatively new name to be known. So itd be nice if we got some time in before his face gets dummied. Though after just listening to ‘My Face’ Id be in no hurry to run in. Its Friday night though, and this is hands down the best track to get dumb rowdy with.
Got you with the bonus free DL below to help along the get to know ;)
Zeo Zeonardo – Facebook | Soundcloud | Twitter
