So I wake up today all groggy and my hair all fucked up. Stubbed my toe on the way to the fridge, only to slip in water. Turns out I pushed some button (according to the maintenance guy) that turns off the fridge. How in the fuck is that possible? I NEVER pushed a button! Fridges don’t just have buttons on em that are like, ” turn me off with this button fucking useless button here ” . That would be sheer chaos! Think of how many stupid people there are on this earth and imagine if this button existed… ugh… Anyways, I turn on my computer in hopes of soothing some of my pain with music and coffee (decaf , so more like, catpiss) and I came across this damn ANGEL!!!
Who on earth makes these humans?! How much vegetables and jogging did your parents do to make you?! It is pretty much completely unfair to probably all of your friends how talented and stunning you are!! Rainsford here can sing her ass off you guys. For so long I had walked around with this total offensive theory that when a woman or man is a 12 out of 10, there is a high probability that all of their genealogical real estate got used up in the “looks” department. And then shit like this happens, and fucks with over 20 years of development of theory. This isn’t just a good engineer fixing up a bunch of stumbling through a song. This girl is a great musician and I am stoked to get to be one of the first to discover her music, and confess my utter love for her. I need to stage some sort of, saving her from a ninja attack or something like that, in order to have her marry me and sing me songs ever night. Check it out.
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Guap. Out.
