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Good dance pop music?! nooooo… really?? yeah really though.

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LOUD LUXURY

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Sometimes I am in California buying tacos, other times I am in California dreaming of buying tacos. This guy here made a song about it, but didn’t mention tacos, which kind of upsets me, but I can forgive it because there is a cool lil’ whistly drop and bonky wood knocks on the snares. Puts me in the mood for a fancy drink and some sort of little beach umbrella in my cup. Snapchatting my friends all like “life is sooooo hard right now” while I wear my fucking Hawaiian floral print button-up.

Check out “California Dreaming”

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Arman Cekin

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You wouldn’t believe what I am doing right now. I am under a fucking PALM TREE, with my feet in a hottub, basking in the sun, and “working” by writing about songs. Fuck the babyboomer generation talking about offices and how you gotta wear a suit and tie. I am one step away from being in a manthong bananahammock, with women over 50 looking at my embarassingly small bulge and I am happy as can be. No office. No tie. No mortgage payment cos the market is shit these days in Vancouver. Anyways, enough about my woes. Check out Victoria’s very own LABS. Homegirl got pipes and homeboy got skills. Oh and catch LABS performing at Tall Tree Music Festival on July 2nd and Rock of the Woods on July 22nd because there is a good chance you go out and do stuff. As opposed to me, who doesn’t do stuff.

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Kraze got bars. Peep his “Fire and Brimstone EP”

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SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/kraze-slew-dem

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I get lots of remixes. You could imagine the onslaught of remixes I get considering how much of a leatherbound book big deal I am. The problem is, most of them are soooo trife. We are talking like, ** Original verse and beat – then some shitty edm buildup – then an explosion followed by some drop that makes NO sense with the original – then back to Original verse and beat – and repeat** until I rip my headphones off and take my rage out on the poor bastard by emailing him some shit like “The fuck you thinkin bruv!!!?”  Anyways, this is not the case here. This is coherent and dope as hell. Tim Gunter’s Remix of Annabel Jones’ “Happy” is what you beat hamsters should aspire to.

Here is a quote from the lady herself.

“I felt excited the first time I heard Tim’s chilled take on “Happy.” The song is about the bittersweetness of long distance love and Tim has captured that sense of longing perfectly. I love the sonic choices he made and that the message is intact.” – Annabel Jones

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I just finished paddling in a shitty little boat with my significant other in the middle of some park with a fountain in it. That shit was spraying everywhere and she was giggling and happy as a pig in shit. Meanwhile all I can think of is, how many homeless people have urinated in here, how many dead bodies are floating at the bottom of this fucking thing, and I am pretty sure the turtle that just swam past us was eating a human finger. BUT!

Check out homie Jenaux remixing some Gramatik.

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Hey hamsters! I am enjoying the sun today with a coconut full of whiskey and a stupid fucking umbrella hat on my bald head.
One step away from being a pervert on a porch. But here is a dope lil remix of Adele’s “Send My Love”
by Koni ft. Bailey Pelkman

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Some heavy future slap in your face shit right here from Khamsin. Cos I’m in that mood.

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Came across this on Promximity’s channel. Ryos goes in the entire time on this.
If you’re over 30 don’t hit play. This wont be for your fragile lil ears.

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