Category Archives: Profiling

Profiling: Hucci Gurl

185708_253077884822411_742163882_n January brought about a new year, AND, Hucci Gurl. No surprise that an attractive female producer instantly won over the lonely hearts of computer kids everywhere. Said love came with a strong foundation of a structurally sound, swaggin hard, remix of what may be the best Timbaland produced track off the Dr. Dolittle Soundtrack (great soundtrack BTW), Aaliyah’s ‘Are You That Somebody.’

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I’m a bit… bossy. I like things to be so-so. And that “so-so” means, “the way I like them.” I’m a Leo and sometimes that gets in the way of a lot of my decisions haha. Lioness rawrrrrr.
I didn’t have… any fingernails until I was like 15 and finally stopped biting them.
I could have… joined a sorority. And another boring Barbie woulda been born.
Every man should… tell a woman she’s lookin’ sexy when she feels she isn’t. I’m talking like “Baby, when your hair falls over your eye as you wash the dishes, I go wild.” And he should DEFINITELY buy her tons of lingerie. Shit, someone buy me some lingerie.
I’m not… like all the other girls.
I don’t like… taking shots of whiskey.
Religion has… its’ place, and it’s not in my music, cause “fuck ‘em, I didn’t wanna go to heaven anyway.”
One positive thing… Everything is positive. I have a nephew that is my world. He can put the most positive and genuine smile on my face. But aside from him, everything else is positive too, if you look at it right.
The thing I love… Uhhhh, nutella, fur, and hats.
Yes it’s true… I crave you.
Fighting for… the right to party.
Money makes… the poor people even poorer.
I’m constantly… reminded of how many dumb people there are around me….but then they all make up for it by doing unbelievably kind things sometimes.
If everyone knew… how much my brothers influenced me, it would make them realize why I’m so content with being boyish.
I collect… absolutely everything. I am such a packrat and everything has sentimental value to me. I’m a Leo with some Cancer tendencies. And hoarder tendencies.
Sex is… way better when you’re feelin the person.
A few years ago… I thought that I might actually be reading you the news some day.
I always wanted… to have a monkey in a leather jacket I can teach to stick it’s thumb up when I say “ayyyy,” like The Fonz. The closest I’ve come is getting my nephew to do it.
The number one… jam in my head today is Cherub’s “Doses and Mimosas.”
One of the problems… I have is cursing entirely too much. But I make up for it with a large fucking vocabulary.
We all have… problems. Cry one tear in the bucket, and fuck it. Everybody’s got em.
People wanted me… to be a lady.
There is no limit to… love.
The only thing on TV… that’s worth a shit is anything that doesn’t claim it’s real.
When the time comes… I’ll be dead.
What happens in… Kansas stays in Kansas….but I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto.
I’m lucky… to be me. So I’m gonna do me. Oh and I find 4-leafed clovers on the reg.

Profiling: Womina Wells

561713_394411470638681_1415522527_n Womina Wells is undeniably a character. To say the least. After sifting though the information made available by the internet this can be seen for one’s self. Her outgoing demeanor and reputation as the godmother of house made her an ideal pick for our profiling series. Perhaps you will get to know Womina as she is from these short question short answer questions.

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I’m a bit…crazy and out of control LOL
I didn’t have…any clue what I would become as a child
I could have…been anything in this world so I became “The Godmother Of House Music”
Every man should…wear a pair of womens heels one time in thier life
I’m not…a typical drag perfomer, my music comes first everything else is decoration
I don’t like…negative energy
Religion has…no business when it comes to who you sholud love in this world
One positive thing…I get from performing is the love from the crowd It keeps me going
The thing I love…most is House music and the scene that it created
Yes it’s true…I am not really a black woman LOL
Fighting for…whats right is what I’m all about!
Money makes…me dance LOL
I’m constantly…Thinking of new beats in my head to produce
If everyone knew…how to dance the world be a happier place
I collect…CD’s from all genres of music
Sex is…STICKY LOL
I always wanted…to be some kind of performer as a kid I had dreams of perfoming on stage
The number one…person I give thanks to in my career is DJ Tony B! for taking a chance on my ideas
One of the problems…I had when I started out was I had no Idea how to put on make up. I was a very hot mess LOL
We all have…stress in our lives and the dance floor is the perfect place to get rid of it all
People wanted me…to fail but I WILL NEVER!!!!!!!!
There is no limit to…the creativity in my head
The only thing on TV…is reality shows
When the time comes…to step into the club…I look forward to feelin’ good
What happens in…the club stays in the club
I’m lucky…I get to do what I do

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Profiling: Lord Boyd

It is with great pleasure I present to you the first of F U T U R E C L A S S I C S ‘Profiling’ interview series. The format is simple and potentially revealing. Hopefully you will all find this to be an entertaining series.

Ghost in the Phantom is a single release via Forward Thinking Sounds, whom you should like on Facebook. Original artwork by TYAN, whom you should also like on Facebook.

One positive thing…about life is that it ends and then you won’t have to think about it anymore

The thing I love…nothing. i’m dead inside.

Yes it’s true… happiness is a illusion

Fighting for… solidarity among the socialists

Money makes…alot of people insane and/or miserable

I’m constantly…criticizing myself and the things i make

If everyone knew…everyone, they’d probably be more empathic

I collect…cool-looking old cameras i dont use because they dont make the film anymore

Sex is… pretty much the best thing you can do

A few years ago…i was a few years younger

I always wanted…to steal a cop’s gun

The number one… jukebox in new jersey

One of the problems… facing the world today is there’s not enough love, man

We all have…a special purpose

People wanted me…to roll over and die

There is no limit to…what you can accomplish when you believe in your dreams

The only thing on TV…is breaking bad

When the time comes… I will be ready for the end-times

What happens in… between the time you cough and when your eyes stop watering

I’m lucky…I was born white and affluent

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