Author Archives: El Guapo

This jam right here makes me want to get really wasted and spend 3 am at the strip club throwing loonies and toonies at slinky hoes doing their slinky hoe thing. The homie Arloe made this jawn and you girls can just start falling in love immediately. Cyberstalk him. Send messages of wanting to have him be your deadbeat babydad and shit like that. But seriously though, I am really into drunkfeeling music and this is right up the alley. Hooray for not dubstep!

Guap. Out.

Start your day off with some house pianos and shit like that. Crank this so that your bullshit neighbor starts knocking on the walls all angry. You can thank Loud Luxury for remixing this Dzeko & Torres  cut. Ok time for coffee.

guap. out.

Normally I rant. but I wont.

Heartbreak. This lady Uma clearly needs to go for a beer with me. ;)

listen kids.

Guap. Out

I grew up watching Arnold in COMMANDO and RAMBO with good ol’ Sylvester and Universal Soldier etc. etc…. so naturally I see a song with the name BIG BLOOD , I am going to be immediately stoked. And this shit don’t disappoint one bit. Stratus‘ new single is the equivalent of punching your school bully in the face with a brick.

Guap. Out.

For all you dreamers out there!!

First off, look at the beard in the photo!! Not much else needs to be said after that point… These fellas are SERIOUS. So about this song, I will keep it short and sweet. Mokita is a dope producer. Kaptan is a dope singer-songwriter.

Together they made a great song.

Chill guitar vibes and angelic vocals. Top notch execution all around.

Introducing to you Mokita x Kaptan – DREAMER.

Some words from Mokita:

Heya kids! Below we have a little number by, Vanic the Vancouverite, along with vanilla voiced vixen K.Flay. Time for my morning coffee…

guap. out.

So after staring at the artwork for about seven minutes, I decided to click play on this new Kiso and Alex Schulz track. I am just going to tell myself that Kayla Diamond is the girl on the cover here too btw. This is some chill sunnyday vibes. Makes me want to pack a cutlet sandwich and chill on the beach with kites and shit like that. Give it a click ya weirdos.

Guap. out.

Shouts out to Conrad Sewell for trying to put some positive vibes under the name after Conrad Black besmirched it. I came across this little number while drinking my decaf hazelnut latte in a coffee shop like the hipster that I am. Steve James ripped this song a new one in a good way. But that was a given. The homie has many great cuts under his belt already and is moving very fast. Don’t sleep on  young talent.

Give er a listen my drones.

Guap. Out.

Hey there kiddos. As you probably have gathered by following my posts up to this point, – I hate most things. My attitude towards most music is the embodiment of that rickety old man on the  porch with a fucking hip problem, and my dog keeps shitting soft poops so not only do I have to bend over to pick up the poop longer than usual, but it’s all messy, so my mornings are absolute trash. AANNDDD my dog has three fucking legs. But I digress…

On today’s inbox force feed of mostly trash music, I found one that doesn’t fuckin suck! And that’s great for you guys! Not as much for me, considering I heard about… 90 songs already today that really suck, but it’s still nice to hear something new and outside the box which also doesn’t fuckin suck…

I been knowin of these guys Dirty Radio for a long long time and they don’t disappoint. So click and listen. the guy on the left is Tonez who is a great engineer and plays keys like a champ, the guy in the centre is Shaddy who can do a multitude of neat things but is mostly recognizable for his vocals on these cuts and the fella on the right is Waspy, who is a producer / drummer and maker of sounds. I am just still trying to understand the meaning of Hula Girl, Parrot , and Pineapple. Is there a coded meaning in the artwork here?

Guap. Out.