Author Archives: El Guapo

Sometimes you just want to throw your video game controller at the screen, curse out your mom, call your dad some names and punch your baby sister in her annoying little scrunchy face. Below is the perfect soundtrack for such things!!

Sleep Steady and Konrad OldMoney are providing the second song off of the new EA Sports UFC2 video game, to all you teen angst riddled, broken family having video game players out there. Get your morning pump on by brainwashing yourself with Konrad’s one of a kind approach to music production. Proud to have this guy hail from Canada to help push brave new music out to the world, and excited to hear what else he has up his sleeve.

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Another chill hangover morning for me! YAYYYY!!!

 So given that my head feels like a bunch of homeless people spent the night in there, here is some love from CHCKLK . Perfect soundtrack to the stumble adventure through the kitchen on the way to the Brita.

and since I feel like I am dying, here is some wisdom from the artist about that very topic

As he puts it, ‘Rising Up’ is “an observation of people’s readiness to die.”

Nouveau Wave Music might be right up your alley kids. Check em out too.

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You know what I can’t fucking stand with the kids doing the music these days? Well not much of it has variety in it’s acoustic landscape. It’s like Walmart just shit itself and all these producers fell out. Yeah there is cool stuff but it’s all approached in the same fucking fashion. Whatever happened to having your mixing techniques speak for you? And having some sort of narrative to your music. only a few of these hamsters out there doin it like that right now.  erryone else just piggybackin. So I stumble across this kid Jedi. And judging by what is happening in this instrumental, it just sounds like he is the type of dude to bring you a birthday cake to a korean bbq spot in the middle of December holidays like it ain’t no thing. Meaning, homie is doing his thing and I fucks wit it. Check it out beeches.

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You know what I like about intense music that feels like your face will fucking melt off ? Not only the hallucinogens that accompany said music in social circles, but also the engineering! Nightowls are great at this game. peep below.

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ARMNHMR Have been busy at the stove the past little while. When not deodorizing your sock drawer , freezer or breaking down methlamine, or whatever, they’re cooking up that crack in the studio. check out their remix of Steve James ft. Clairity – Renaissance.

Guap. Out.

For those of you who have had the pleasure of meeting me, you know that I am sexy as fuck yo. The kind of sexy like, when you go out on a date and you see a hot girl in a tight skirt with her hair pulled back going in hard on a burrito, finishing the whole thing, kind of sexy. Only difference is I am a dude, and I don’t often wear skirts. In fact, I do burly man shit like hunt for food and try to fix the dishwasher at home or plunge my own toilet when I fuck it up after a night of hookers and blow. Well this shit right here, by Ark Patrol is sexy as me doing all those things and some. Just trust me on this and click.

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Let’s have a moment of honesty guys and gals. Most of us end up having average to mediocre sex, if we even get any of the sex. When we find that GOOD sex we end up getting all loopy and doing stupid shit just to keep it around. Even go as far as fucking people we hate if the sex is actually good… in fact, most of the time it’s great to fuck the ones we hate… I once ended up in a relationship with a girl just to wipe that stupid fucking smirk off the girl’s face every day. Fast forward 3 years and still wiping that smirk… Aaaanyyywayyysss. Oh hey there’s a song here. Check it out. GoodSex.

Guap.Out.

QUICK! turn off your Chingy and Dem Franchise boys playlist and listen up!

For those of you who don’t know who Chainsmokers are, get to know.

You just got blessed. Go tell your friends that you finally figured out what good mucis is.

Guap. Out.