Author Archives: El Guapo

Alright kids. Feel free to lay into me for being this. I really enjoy Krewella despite the fact that I am a burly half discontent old man, who belongs in some lawn bowling league where I hit on the ladies but hate on all the guys that actually get the ladies…retire home to my shitty dog with burrs in his fur… Tried to go on soul train once… Polio knees locked and I fell. Painting enough of an image for you? Anyways, this is an honest song. And I appreciate that. So I am posting it here. Krewella – Broken Record (Chaz Jackson Remix). The song is part of a remix package, as well as a video drop. You can get the details below the player if you want to check it out.

Broken Record Video

Broken Record Remix Bundle:
iTunes: smarturl.it/BrokenRecordRmx

Hey you gorgeous animals you! You know what’s nice? When things are done right :) like when you have your significant other clean the kitchen and they actually get that bunch of crud behind the kitchen sink knob, you know? Seldom do people go the extra mile with this kind of stuff. Normally they wipe up the counter and don’t bother with any tough to reach places. The same goes for music. So often people go, well I don’t NEED to worry about this and that part of the delivery… The beat will make up for it. Then they submit it to a blog and the blog nerd listens and tears it apart. I listen with hater-ears. Critical and usually expecting trash. You need to do that in order to not want to walk into traffic out of getting disappointed 9000 times in a span of an afternoon. So Denny White
had put out his song “Sweetness” and lo and behold! I don’t need to tear this apart. I can just enjoy the delivery. The falsettos don’t lose power, his voice doesn’t waiver, he doesn’t sound uncomfortable singing the lyrics in any way. The song is genuine and well written, well executed and overall, a great track.
Denny just so happens to be half of the duo Golden Coast, and is no stranger to writing and performing on A-list music for some of the most prominent producers in the scene. Thank you for putting out good pop music sir.

Here are some words from the man himself.

“Sweetness marks the beginning of a new era for me, both personally from a lyric point of view and sonically. It’s the first production and musical canvas that represents everything in my ever spinning mind.” – Denny White

You will seldom see me do this cos naturally I am a hater. I won’t post your project. I won’t post your mixtape. No I won’t care about what your song is ABOUT. If i gotta worry about shit like, oh what’s this mean then that means the song sucks and you’re fucking reaching bro. So my  homie hits me with this Xavier White EP and for sure I am like, riigghhttt…. ok fucccckkkk I will listen to it just give me a minute. I’m going to change screens from cat videos to this Soundcloud link. And anyone who is a human knows how hard it is to get out of a cat K-hole. I clicked on the first song, and oh it doesn’t suck. This is refreshing. Then i click on the second and third and I still don’t have the urge to message him back and go, oh man… nah…sorry…. my head fell off. I can’t do it…. or some bullshit excuse like that so that his feels aren’t all hurt. The song Carnival is fire.

Xavier White, you go girl! Go get that paper girl! And shouts out to the producer Paul Couture. YOU DON’T SUCK! Congrats! To both of you!! You got the approval of some snarky piece of shit that writes for some fucking blog! This must matter!!! right?! Hopefully my piece of trashness post reaches some ears for you two. I am a fan.

Guap. Out.

Really dope chord arrangement here. Some epic pre’s and more epic emotional drops. I am in the mood for this shit today. I’m gonna dance really poorly in my living room trying not to kick one of the dogs I usually have hovering around me today. Check out the song kiddos. kayliox featuring ashoofficial on the vocals! OCEAN
GUAP> OUT>

It says a lot about a song when I read the name of the group or artist and I am like, WTF is THIS SHIT?! How the fuck am I supposed to figure out , the fuck this means. …the fuck? and I’m rightfully annoyed yo. Like, its late. it’s one am and this mutherfucker making me think and shit. trying to solve some goddamn name puzzle. rlumr or whtaever the fuck. i literally got mad while writing this. But I like this shit man. This song is good. There is no doubt about it. So ima post some sideways love on here. you go girl. you go… oh and it just dawned on me. the name of the damn song is “frustrated” further driving the point home that this guy is on some annoying artsy shit fuckin wit my mind fam.

Guap. Out.