Mickey Shiloh teamed up with Rami to bring us some eduction on just what kind of a woman she is. According to what I heard, she gives not a single fuck about what a man says. The beat is dope as fuck. Lots of great keyboard work, hiphop drums reminiscent of that Drake, best I ever had, vibe. It’s nice to see good treatment when it comes to break style drums. Anyways I’m gonna shut the fuck up and let you click and listen for yourselves.
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Sooooo. I came across a song I like, with a really long-ass press release. So normally I shall do what I do when that happens… which is
talk about myself!
I tried riding a bike this morning. It’s been quite a few years and it’s terribly hilly around these parts. Needless to say, in about half a minute up the first hill, I started understanding the need for spandex. Within five minutes I almost got struck by 3 different cars and had a Spanish construction worker spray me with a water hose because his friends thought it would be funny. I came home 15 minutes after, suffering from a mild asthma attack and proceeded to stuff my face with chocolate. Fuck a bike ride.
Anyways: here is a song by Pegboard Nerds x Nghtmre feat Krewella
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Okay. I have had my 10 pieces of bacon for breakfast. Ready to roll out the crib and hit the day with a confident waddle to pick up some strawberry milk. Remember that video online of Timbaland all fat with a jug of strawberry milk, playing beats for Jay-Z? Imagine me as that exact scene (only I’m way more pasty in complexion) listening to the drop on this Gill Chang remix of Steve James “Renaissance” track.
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Man, the name of this artist fucks with me every time I look at it.
In his description he is saying that he is just a “Peruvian producer who is fascinated with one girl”. So what i gather is that her proportions are 98 / 20 / 11 . My ex was 36 / 23 / 36. Below I have attached a diagram of what this girl he is fascinated with, would be shaped like. I am imagining she is Swedish. Big lips. She has the chest cavity of a bear and waist of a tiny prairie dog. Most likely has really bad lower back pains, and probably shoulder problems. She can’t receive massages however because when she lays down frontwards she can’t really breathe. Too much chest mass crushing her since the only way to start massaging her shoulders and such is to climb up her hunchback and just kinda… start hitting her shoulders like a monkey cracking a coconut. For those of you who are impressed with my drawing prowess, you are witnessing years and years of my old job, which was sketch artist for the RCMP in Canada. My sketch to conviction ratio was off the charts!!! Anyways, check out this song!
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When I was 18 I bought a 89 sunbird with the fuckin’ flip up lights man. I took off some woman’s mirror the first time I drove it. Loved that car but eventually crashed it while trying to roll a joint and drink whiskey and steer with my left knee on the highway (the right knee was for balancing my rollies). Then I got a pickup truck and boy was that fun. It was a Chevy. 87 sonoma with a single cab. I had to replace the fuel pump so I literally cut a fucking HOLE in the bed of the truck so that I didn’t have to drop the gas tank. It had no speedometer and I am pretty sure at a couple points of it’s life with me, some homeless people had broken into it and had sex in there. Loved that truck though man… Anyways, where I am going with this, is that this song here is the only Ford I like.
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Here is another great lil jammyjam from one of my favorite vocalists Ofelia K . This time our homegirl comes swingin’. She joined up with Kaskade and Felix Cartal for the song “Fakin It”. Given how much of the narrative to the life of an artist comprises of faking it, this song is something I can definitely appreciate. And side note, I am really happy this is a chill tune that doesn’t sound like a Kygo knockoff. Seriously producers, stop sending me those. I will call you out every time and hurt your baboon heart feelings.
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The Aussies man… Gotta be the Roo meat that they are chompin out there or maybe the harsh environment that tries to kill you 30 different ways before you even step outside… SOMETHING is happening that is making them compete in the music scene the way they do. Either way, I am down for the cause man. At first read of their name i was like, SET MO? But now I’m like SET MO! You see kids, that is a great improvement over the first read and this happened because I clicked play. YOU TOO CAN BE LIKE ME!! You can start off with SET MO? and end with SET MO!
(You can put this in motion by clicking below and tellin’ ya moms moms and neighbours about it.) ” Comfort You” feat. Fractures
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So after playing this jam about 30 times in a row, in turn ending up trying to sing, then trying to dance, then realizing the funk ain’t thick with me like that, reverting to humming and kinda gyrating while making my morning eggs, I thought to myself “well I really should post this” .
SO HERE IT IS! Chris McClenney remixes MKTO “Superstitious”
This remix is a healthy nutritious balance of soul, pop , funk and hiphop. It’s nice to come across music of this calibre.
Some words from Chris:
“For this remix, I tried my hand at blending my style of soulful sounds with pop infused vocals” – Chris McClenney
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I am still pretty much hammered from last night , so I am not going to do a writeup. Just listen to the song.vicetone ft. Cosmos & Creature – Bright Side (two-friends Remix)
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