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SendaiERA – Overseas ft. Clarissa Abadesco

Posted on August 24, 2016 | Comments Off

When I was a young lad I once dated a Filipina girl, fell madly in love with her, then she cheated on me and got pregnant with a Filipino comedian. Now they are both unhappy. Which is double the irony cos one, Filipinos love to laugh and are really awesome cheerful people overall culturally, and two, that fucking guy is a goddamn comedian and there ain’t NOTHING funny about his current situation in life. Era here on the song is Filipino and he is visiting the motherland to connect to his roots. Shouts out to spaghetti with sugar in the sauce, lumpia, not balut, corn beef and rice in the mornings and longonisa. ( probably mad spelling mistakes here fam ) oh and of course the best baked good ever, pandesal.

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The Chainsmokers – Closer (SJUR x SAXITY Remix ft. Strøm)

Posted on August 23, 2016 | Comments Off

I am getting BEAT DOWN with these fucking remixes of this goddamned song. It’s literally making me hate life. So much. Imagine getting like, 200 versions of this fucking thing. I might as well just …idk… eat mcnuggets for every meal for the rest of my goddamned life. Anyways, now SAXITY, whom I really like, sends me this shit like, yo peep! I peeped! and I like Saxity so I will put this up. But if I have to fucking go through this shit, so do you, my readers. We are in this together. If I go fuckin mental, so do you! That’s love right there yo.

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Golden Coast – Recess

Posted on August 23, 2016 | Comments Off

Man… I am in a rainy part of Eastern Europe…. the other day I went quadding with some friends and I drove through a fucking wasp’s nest! No joke. Those little bastards got into our pants, socks even, shirts…I got stung a dozen or so times and in my panicked top speed driving, crashed into a tree and fell down an embankment. This Golden Coast song is exactly what I needed right now because I am still in pain, all my damn clothes are soaked, and I wish I could be in the sun with a damn coconut and some tanned booty passing me by. At least I can turn up the lights in my house, lay down and pretend. Thank you guys for making good escape music for my sorry ass.

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Tom Grennan – Something In The Water

Posted on August 21, 2016 | Comments Off

I am traveling Eastern Europe right now and let me tell ya… There is definitely many a things in the fuckin water. The other day I drank some well water that just must have been fucked by a diseased donkey or something. I went for a jog, and that ended early. I been pretty much writing posts on the goddamn loo since then. There is a pun about having a shitty job here somewhere… Anyways, whiteboy here got soul yo. peep.

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Chnsmkrs – Clsr (Aash Mehta Flip)

Posted on August 20, 2016 | Comments Off

I have said this in my prior posts about how I could give a fuck about Halsey.

But my conscience always plays on me when I’m like, “maaannn fuck this song” at the expense of the artist that is flipping it etc. If it’s a good enough remix, I am going to be the bigger man (yeah that’s right, I identify as a man. Get over it), anyways the homie on the remix did his thing. Peep.

Soundcloud: @aash-mehta

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Oktavian – Liar

Posted on August 20, 2016 | Comments Off

Oktavian has been on my radar since day 1. This boy has more soul than your Jamacian Grandmother’s fried chicken recipe. I don’t need to talk too much about this song. And normally I don’t. Normally I just talk about myself, like for example, today I got stung by a bee right inside my fucking ear. And I am still bothering checking out new music, with my goddamned earbuds. It’s a tough job here but somebody on a laptop at a cafe with absolutely no fucking job or plans for the future, has to do it.

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The Chainsmokers – Closer Ft. Halsey (Gill Chang Remix)

Posted on August 18, 2016 | Comments Off

I once knew a guy named Alex Chang. He tried to bully me when I was an immigrant to Canada. Not knowing that I was from a very poor part of Eastern Europe. After a couple tries of harassing me, we went behind the school to fight it out. I was about ten years old. All the kids lined up and they even went through the trouble of checking my pockets for knives. LOL. When the fight began, he started tugging at my wool sweater that my mom made me. This being my favorite sweater, really set me off. I grabbed him by the throat with one hand, jabbed him in both eyes with my fingers from my other hand. When he started screaming like a little bitch, I used my eyejabby hand to grab the other side of his little throat. I squeezed till he hit the ground, his eyes rolled back and he was trying to breathe. I stuffed a huge fucking pinecone into his mouth that was laying right beside his head and got up and kicked him in the chin lol. He bled from the mouth as I walked away victorious, scared for my life and happy he didn’t fuck up my mom’s hard work. I was never bullied again. Not bad for an elementary school fight.

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DeBoer – Fame Feat. Joël

Posted on August 14, 2016 | Comments Off

This guy must be good because he has a song with a dude with one of those weird european double dots on it. I feel like this guy must be the Ikea of music. Super popular, probably efficient… the DeBoer guy probably met him while shopping for a fucking Ooorgmoorgenshlauf shelf or some shit. Or just a simple Lack shelf even. He was like, oh your name is Joel with that fuckin thing on the E? sick! let’s make a song , I will put like, wobbly dance bass on it and it will be epic. Then Joel with the dots was like, “Dude totally! and check out this deal I got on these cup holders! aren’t they cute!?”

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Big Z – Dancing By Myself (feat. Remmi)

Posted on August 11, 2016 | Comments Off

Sometimes happy music can be futurebass ish as well. I woke up in the greenest pastures in Europe today man. I’m in the fucking lord of the rings where the little fucks live with the big feet. its dope. So I can fuck with some happy shit. Also, normally I am dancing by myself so I can fuck wit this on that level as well. Bitches straight runnin from the homie at the club. I got grabbyhands. AYOOO!!!